HELPING THE OTHERS REALIZE THE ADVANTAGES OF CALL GIRLS

... Dio recounts an exchange in between Elagabalus and also the very well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I am a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus asking his physicians to offer him the equivalent of a lady's vagina via a surgical incision